Short-Takes

Note: will be added to regularly. Here it is: the big ol’ list for all of my Short-Take reviews (although probably not very large in reality). Why am I doing one? Nobody truly knows. But hey, you can find them all here, those random movies I’ll just do a review for on a whim after seeing. Behold….

Your Guide to 2019 in Film

2018 is over. No more. Just a faint fingerprint upon the dusty handrail of time (which is a surprisingly dark and openly interpreted metaphor). Well, for me at the time of writing this it’s December, so in reality it isn’t over yet. But by the time this is released, 2018 may – or may not…

Definite Recommend: Bad Times at the El Royale

SPOILER FREE The Internet is an overwhelmingly negative place. It’s as depressing as Vanya in The Umbrella Academy. Or one of those miserable and cold days where you keep thinking it’s going to rain but really the weather’s going to remain bleak and mediocre. Those weren’t great analogies, but the point I’m trying to get…

James Gunn is back as Guardians Vol. 3 Director! Yes!

Visible happiness. In a surprise twist, Marvel Studios have reportedly rehired James Gunn as Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 director, after he’d been fired from the project in July of last year. His firing had came as a result of disgraceful and disrespectful tweets from ten years ago resurfacing on his Twitter account last…

Captain Marvel: Spoiler Talk

Captain Marvel has generally been held aloft by critics and embraced by audiences. As a colossal MCU fan, I’ve decided to delve a little further into the movie following my spoiler free review, which you can find linked in here. Cutting any pretences, I (being a heartless snobby critic devoid of the concept of joy)…